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I will be moving my belongings in shortly. In the meantime why not check out the link below to get your own 20MB of free webspace? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN | ELEMENT: Woman SYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6 kilograms, but known to range between 40 and 200 kilograms. OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with painted film 2. Boils at nothing, Freezes for no known reason 3. Melts if given special treatment 4. Bitter if incorrectly used 5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore 6. Yields if pressure applied to correct places CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and other precious substances 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances 3. May explode without prior warning and for no known reason 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly with exposure to alcohol 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation 3. Very effective cleaning agent TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state 2. Turns green when placed next to better specimen HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens can be maintained in different locations, as long as they do not come into contact with one another. THANX TO BUBBLES
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